Techcrunch just published their browsing traffic: they don’t miss the point and they just use their data to illustrate how the iPad usage has skyrocketed. But I can’t quite resist to twist it a bit and use the numbers to try to illustrate how the companies involved could *cough* hypothetically read them.

Bear with me while I do a little corporate marketing role playing here:

• Microsoft: We still have 55.2% of the total share.
• Apple: We’re the first mobile company in the world and number two OS manufacturer closing in on Microsoft. We did that in only two years. This is magical and it’s only the beginning.
• Google: Driven by our open, free, and advanced technology Android share is growing at a 200% rate every month, and more Android-based handsets were sold in the latest month than Apple has sold iPhones.
• RIM: Blackberry share has been experiencing an steady growth that we’ll be pushing further with the launch of our new Blackberry Torch.
• Nokia: Symbian wasn’t designed with Internet browsing in mind in the fist place. Stay tuned to what our new Symbian^3 Maemo Meego platform is capable of in the near future.

Statistics, thou heartless bitch.